Yes, I made a comic. No, I'm not sorry.

Scroll down. It's free. You have no excuse.

If you've made it this far... you're either a recruiter with great taste, or gloriously lost. Either way, Hi 👋. Yes, I built this entire website and this comic. Yes, I'm available for hire.

A small kid saying: Hire him ASAP. He's a steal in this market.

You made it to the bottom. That means something. Go get some water.